piss proud
přídavné jméno
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(British, vulgar) Having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection.
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(British, vulgar) (by extension) Falsely proud, implying an outward display of success or virility belies a dubious reality.
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(British, pejorative, dated) Denoting an old man who marries a young woman, implying the only erection he could muster would be prompted by the bladder.
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(rare) Paruretic.